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Ancient recipe, lost in time. 6 cloves of garlic used, plenty of Vitamin C. A shot of this will ensure the correct social distancing......
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Ancient recipe, lost in time. 6 cloves of garlic used, plenty of Vitamin C. A shot of this will ensure the correct social distancing...
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LookSee
April 05, 2020
Bravo for your recipe - it may not help much against the virus, but it seems 100% efficacious in social distance keeping. As a bonus effect, the potion keeps you safe from vampires too!
You can test it easily by (moderately loud and in a normal tone of voice combined with proper aspiration) pronouncing, "Hhhhow dho yhou dhoo". Measure the distance of the quick backstep of your victim, and add or remove the garlic accordingly.
Two meters and/or up to five meters per second backstep speed should be about optimal... :)))
You can test it easily by (moderately loud and in a normal tone of voice combined with proper aspiration) pronouncing, "Hhhhow dho yhou dhoo". Measure the distance of the quick backstep of your victim, and add or remove the garlic accordingly.
Two meters and/or up to five meters per second backstep speed should be about optimal... :)))
geophotos
April 10, 2020
Yes - the greeting must be done from a distance of 1.5 metres, as per our current regulations. If it doesn't work - I'll add more garlic and drink more frequently! 😁
LookSee
April 10, 2020
George.. there was this MIT video showing how the A-choo droplets easily reach 7.9 meters - so it seems the powers-that-be only wish to reduce the infection, but leave the lottery effect. And let's not even begin to think about all the microphone wind-reducing sponge covers; guaranteed to save all the droplets shared between reporters and their guests. ETC... 😷
geophotos
April 10, 2020
Yes, with a following wind, I suppose they could. More ETCs than you can poke a stick at! All parcels I get from couriers, are rapid boiled for 10 minutes before opening them.
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