Violin tribute to Henny Youngman

"King of the One-Liners"

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as possible.

My wife said to me, “For our anniversary, I want to go somewhere I've never been before.” I said, “Try the kitchen!'"

He's a real pain in the neck; of course, some people have a lower opinion of him.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"


I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!


Two guys are in a gym, and one is putting on a girdle. “Since when have you been wearing a girdle?” says his friend. “Since my wife found it in the glove compartment of our car.”

Take my wife, please!



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