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Hello everyone! I thought, why don't we all have fun together? Have you heard how you can recognize Russians in a cafe by a teaspoon in a cup of coffee?Read more

Hello everyone! I thought, why don't we all have fun together? Have you heard how you can recognize Russians in a cafe by a teaspoon in a cup of coffee?

Well, for the anger of the day, a story from one guy, how can you tell by wearing masks. I am transmitting from the first person:

Nowadays, the Dominican Republic is in an urgent need to restore income from the tourism business, therefore it does not require mandatory vaccination from those entering, but it is mandatory to wear masks indoors. Punta Cana, at the airport we are going to check in for a flight home, three long queues stretched out in the hall next to each other. My wife reaches into her purse for her glasses to see the inscriptions on the scoreboard, but I say: "Don't, ours is average!" and I confidently go to the back of the queue:
- New York JFK?
- Yes, sir!
Wife:
"But how did you...?"
- Elementary! In the left queue, everyone is wearing masks covering both nose, mouth, and chin - these are most likely Canadians. In the right - three quarters without masks at all, and the remaining ones are shifted down, covering only the chin: Russians, and don't go to the grandmother. And in the middle queue, almost everyone has masks, but the nose is left open - this is it, I recognize America!
The wife still takes out her glasses and reads from left to right:"Toronto-Montreal... New York J.F.K... Moscow Sheremetyevo..."


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