Those Neighbors Next Door

The Smithsynskis have been heard to ramble on and on when running outside to pick up a fallen leaf,
‘How can they live like that…when are they going t...
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The Smithsynskis have been heard to ramble on and on when running outside to pick up a fallen leaf,
‘How can they live like that…when are they going to do something…it devalues the neighborhood…such lowlifes…whoever thought those colors looked good together…we have an excellent designer they could use…we could be sure the colors would go with ours…don’t they have anything better to do?’
The Joneses have been heard to ramble on and on when carrying the groceries up the stairs,
‘How can they live like that…are they watching us again…they wasted water and washed the stairs again…such highbrows…whoever thought those colors looked good together…do you smell fresh paint, did they add another color today?…stupid gold trim for this neighborhood, just advertising for a break-in!…don’t they have anything better to do?’
Divisadero, the Western Addition, San Francisco, CA, USA
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