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Funny Joke : The Camel and the Army Captain

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he notice...
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Funny Joke : The Camel and the Army Captain

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, what the camel was for.

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town"
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3 Comments |
ogilvie
 
ogilvie March 01, 2014
Is it a camel with one or two humps?
chocovoices
chocovoices July 01, 2014
single humps
lauramowrey
 
lauramowrey July 01, 2014
LOL..................
annharris
 
annharris August 23, 2014
Ha! humping camels caught in the act!
chocovoices
chocovoices August 23, 2014
lol
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