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“How to Survive a Trump Presidency - Week One”1

1. Sign up for an event that sounds like great fun. Bonus points if it turns out to be a total bust-boring as shit.

2. Grab a friend to go along. I...
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1. Sign up for an event that sounds like great fun. Bonus points if it turns out to be a total bust-boring as shit.

2. Grab a friend to go along. IMPORTANT: It must be a “good china” friend - the kind you pull out for special occasions.

3. Talk to each other about Trump. Say all the things you know they already know you are thinking but they also know you just have-need-want to say it out loud again because it’s just so fucked up and new.

4. Honestly try to understand the other side, but fail at that. “I GET it…but…It’s the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! They know what a President DOES, right”

5. Slowly dissolve into a state of rank immaturity, but be on the same page about it.

6. Get the giggles.

7. Giggle to the point of tears.

8. Admire the sky. (See above)

9. Acknowledge the reality: that history is basically one epic tale of bitter disagreements, rebellions, and revolutions, and while our country is certainly great, it’s not above the trudge of humanity.

10. Agree that something bigger than all of us has been set in motion and... who knows? Be grateful that you’ve got each other for whatever's coming, givva big hug, then call it a night.
Nov 12, 2016
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