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Bar fight owl

I love the old guy. He looks like he got into a fight with another owl at the bar late one night. I bet he coasted in after a long fly and really needed a beer....
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I love the old guy. He looks like he got into a fight with another owl at the bar late one night. I bet he coasted in after a long fly and really needed a beer. That's when some drunk douche bag decided he needed a new best friend and wouldn't leave our hero alone. However, our hero knew the guy wasn't drunk but rather a pickpocket pretending to be drunk so he batted him away. That's when the bar fight started and his arch enemy took the opportunity to sucker swipe him with a talon. Well, you should see the other guy! He lost half a wing and now walks with a limp! Since our hero's retirement he spends his days at the St Louis Zoo keeping watch over the kids in the children's section.
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