Santa, Behind Bars

December 24th, 8:43 p.m., saw Santa locked up at the local jail. His lawyer was just left of frame, negotiating his release with the cops, as I was passing by. As you can see, he looks a bit stunned, but still keeping up a jolly exterior. I had a Christmas party to get to and was running late, so I'm not sure if he got out on bail that night, but -- for the sake of children everywhere -- I hope he did.
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